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Stupid Greenie... whom I love.

  • Jun. 22nd, 2008 at 11:36 AM
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Stupid Greenie got me to watch Firefly.
And she`s right. It`s way too easy to slash characters in that series.

On that note. That world needs moar Jayne/Simon. I`m so lame.
Hence the icon.

I drank, like, two litres of pop this weekend. Hmm.... I wonder why I have heartburn.... *eyeroll*

For those FFXII `tards. I was in Salika Woods and Basch died twelve times. Just thought you oughta know. I`m surprised Fran didn`t just go `F*** it. He`s going to die again anyway!` She`s totally my healer. Which leads me to a point of advice for y`all~ Don`t make Fran your healer. She blows. Anyway. Which reminds me. I gotta level up Vaan.... He`s the lowest level in my group...... *sighs* why do all the main characters SUCK in Final Fantasy? So annoying....

I`m getting wierd drawing ideas........ 0x0 Mostly Firefly, but I`m too lazy to actually draw them....Hahaha.... I`m so lame.

This post has just been full of random crap, eh? But  that`s the way I like it. 

Chuti

I hope your heart runs empty

  • Jun. 15th, 2008 at 12:55 PM
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1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

4. I stole it from DG........ sorry?


1) Are you a male or female?
I`m the only Gay Eskimo~ Arrogant Worms
Comment~ XDDDDDDDD Gender nonspecific.

2) Describe yourself:
Sex and Candy~ Macy Playground
Comment~ I`m sweet and SEXY. Naturally.

3) How do you feel about yourself?
Geek in the pink~ Jason Mraz
Comment~ Surprisingly accurate... XD

4 Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend
 Big Girls (You are beautiful)~ Mika
Comment~ I was temporarily a Lesbian XD Joking....

5) Describe your current location:
Night in girl~ Miyavi
Comment~ ............. What does that even mean.

6) Describe what you want to be:
DARE~ Gorillaz
Comment~ I wanna be Noodle.

7) Describe your best friend:
Broken Promise~ Placebo
Comment~ YOU ALWAYS PROMISE TO CALL ME BACK. BUT YOU NEVER DO.

8) Your favorite color is:
A certain shade of green~ Incubus
Comment~ Not puce or olive. Somewhere in the middle.

9) You know that:
Motteke! Sailor Fuku!~ Lucky star OST
Comment~ XD WUT.

10) What is the weather like?
Cupid`s chokehold~ Gym class heroes
Comment~ Loving, yet conniving and suffocating. So summery.

11) if your life was a tv show what would you name it?
I`m kissing you~ Des`ree
Comment~ You distracted me, you sexy beast. *noms*

13) what did you do today?
 I`ve fallen in love with you~ Joss Stone
Comment~ Pretty full day... *wink*

14) What is the best advice you have to give?
Space monkey~ Placebo
Comment~ Take it as you will.

15) Describe your love life:
Time Machine~ Alice Nine
Comment~ XD We just ZIP through the continuum, catching lunch in the different eras!

16) How are you going to die?
I get around~ Dragonette
Comment~ *translation* I`ll get STDs and die.

17) If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Lemon~ Alice Nine
Comment~ My name does mean bitter in hebrew...

18) What do your friends think of you?
Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto~ Polysics
Comment~..................

19) What is your funeral song going to be?
Billy Brown~ Mika
Comment~ Apparently I`m being remebered for ditching my family and marrying another man...

20) What are you going to repost this as?
I hope your heart runs empty~ Neverending white lights
Comment~ I`m such a sweet girl...

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Last week of school....

  • Jun. 8th, 2008 at 5:52 PM
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I just realized how much I hate my pink theme. Gotta change that.......

Anyway. I`m somewhat depressed. I have barely been drawing anything lately, and what I DO draw turns out to be shit. XD (In my opinion at least). So. Yeah. My goals for the week~



So yeah. That`s all. Seriously.

Chuti out >D (I`ll keep THAT emoticon)

Oct. 26th, 2007

  • 4:35 PM
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I love my title. It`s SEXTASTIC! Heck. Yes.                                                                       Lady Chuti the Apocalyptic of Durdle Door
I don`t even know what that means! <D

Chuti

Gasp. I`m a sheep! -sob-

  • Aug. 12th, 2007 at 6:32 PM
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Being a sheep, I have made an insane journal. Prepare to throw stones. ..... >.>.... It`s all Twiggy`s fault! But. buuut. I took the iniative to make it. You wanna see, go to It`s...... more lenient I suppose, custom content wise, than Livejournal. But whatever. I still write on Lj and still enjoy it. But now I have this `un for y`all and the other for Miss Twiggs. That`s all. Now get offa mah laaaawn. 

I lub joo.

Chuti

I stole it from Moo..... >.>

  • Aug. 3rd, 2007 at 6:19 PM
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1. Can you cook? Hah. I wish. My friends seem to think I can though..... >.>

2. What was your dream growing up? To be a botanist (no joke....)

3. What talent do you wish you had?
To not completely spazz out when confronted by a large audience..... 

4. Favorite place? With mah buddehs

5. Favorite vegetable? Artichokes

6. What was the last book you read? Silmarillion by J.R.R Tolkein

7. What zodiac sign are you? Monkey

8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? I used to have three, but one of them on my ear grew over..... I bet y`all didn`t know that. I got the third while Moo was in Italy.... XD

9. Worst Habit? I ramble when I`m nervous. My excessive laziness isn`t beneficial either.

10. Do we know me outside of LiveJournal? Nooooo.... not at alll .... -sarcasm-

11. What is your favorite sport? I uh..... don-t have one.... >.> (really lazy)

12. Negative or Optimistic attitude? Realist

13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Probably, what I typically do when we-re stuck in an elevator.....?

14. Worst thing to ever happen to you? Anyone I love dying

15. Tell me one weird fact about you: Only one....? Okay. Terrified of geese, allergic to almonds and oysters (looking at you twiggs......), I have actually had haggis before.

16. Do have any pets? Uhh.......4 cats at my grandfathers house?

17. Do you know how to do the macerana? Yep.

18. What time is it where you are now? 6-27 Mountain Time

19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
terrifying.

20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be??? I`d have less freckles.... >.>

21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? I`m a little mix of both, chii....

22. What color eyes do you have?
Blue/amber/black...... lolz.

23. Ever been arrested? Nooooo..... -shifty eyes-

24. Bottle or Draft? huh?

25. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it? I......don`t know? Laptop, tablet, scanner, and...... I`d get each of my friends something....

26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew? I...don`t chew gum.

27. What's your favorite bar to hang at? The Whiskey, lolz..... I`m not leal, yet, sadly.

28. Do you believe in ghosts?
No. There`s a scientific reason behind everything.

29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Chill with my home dawgs, right C.V?

30. Do you swear a lot? Yes.

31. Biggest pet peeve? People who get worked up over nothing and fickle friends

32. In one word, how would you describe yourself? Duck.

33. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
I kinda already have....

the yeyz.

Random public announcement..... 8D

  • Jul. 29th, 2007 at 6:57 PM
brain

This is very possibly my favourite song...ever. Srsly. Take a quick listen. (For real, I actually [almost] cried when I first heard this song. Y`all know I don`t cry...)
This one isn`t bad either, but I`m too lazy to embed another video so here`s a link to it.... 
But, it`s real pretty... ^^

Okay. Little random rant. Was it just me or did the ending of the most recent HP book seem.... COMPLETELY LAME. Srsly. It just left me thinking..... what.the.fudgehog. Srsly. That`s all.

Chuti

Jul. 27th, 2007

  • 6:25 PM
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I`m sorry, y`all, but you really need to see this..... 

Dear [info]xmas_hollyand I found it at two o clock in the morning. Needless to say, it was highly amusing..... it still is! Sorry for ......spamming, I guess. But I like it. And I think y`all will too!

Ah yes, by the way, it is by a genius who goes by the name of ...

Seriously. Other than twiggs and chiishi, this dude is my hero. So .....that`s all.
brain
You guys seriously have to do this... It even made grumpy old me a little less grumpy...


Need an example? Look at mine...


Yep. Still angry, but slightly less volatile. Good thing, neh?
Chuti

Serious bullshit. Someone needs to talk...

  • Jul. 21st, 2007 at 1:23 PM
brain
   Serious matter today. Whole lot of shit coming your way,  and I`m really not in the mood for jokes.



So. Hopefully, if you read it, you might have an idea of my situation. Like I said, you know who you are. Pull up your pants and get your ass in gear.

Chuti

Yawn. Lawl.

  • Jul. 1st, 2007 at 11:07 PM
brain
   Someone please shoot me. I have found a Sannin dress up game and uh......well.......I had fun dressing Orochimaru, I`ll just say that. You wanna see the results....? ^^`



Oh. And here are the links if you wanna play. 


   Oh, right! Happy Canada day, guys. My dad was going to take my sister and I to the fireworks downtown, but he thought June had 31 days. Oh, silly, father figure. Doesn`t he know the rhyme? I still have yet to finish that goddamn Zakuzaku picture. >.> Heheh....... Perhaps, I`ll finish eventually.  I do not know for sure. Feh. Sorry to disappoint, homes.

>:D

  • Jun. 30th, 2007 at 6:57 PM
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    I am in a funny kick right now. I have yet to slash for these past three or four days. (Le gasp!) Only canon for half a week? Painful, for someone like me. But! I found a way around it. I still Yaoi and be canon! How, one may ask? Zabu/Haku. Seriously. Those two love each other so much. It`s so easy to slash them, yet be canon at the same time. I deserve applause for my genius. 

   Damn you, Xmas-holly. You and your stupid Yeomen and tribbles. They got stuck in my brain and forced me to do it. I mixed AKATSUKI  and STAR TREK! Someone, please shoot me.  (My brother~ gladly!) I can`t delve into much detail at the moment, but all I will say is Hidan makes a dead sexy Mr.Spock. >:3 Ah yes. I believe I may have found the crackiest of all crack pairings. Ready for it? Zaku/Tonton! Seeeeexxxxyyyyy...........Srsly. Bestiality is sooooo the new black. If, I can finish it tonight, y`all might just see my crappy paint skills. Schveet,  neh? Like I said..... Seeeeexxxxyyyyy.......

THIS is Zaku...                         And THIS is Tonton......             And together they equal....
 ~~~~        =        Zakuzaku or....Zakuzaku...whatever...
Now, you can`t tell me they aren`t cute together........  
 

Jun. 20th, 2007

  • 8:05 PM
brain
Jiraiya/Kotetsu~~ Iruka/Kankuro~~Shizune/Kiba~~Hinata/Shino~~Konohamaru/Kakuzu~~Asuma/Gai~~    Blueperson (Akatsuki)/Gaara~~Deidara/Izumo~~Haku/Gekko~~Kin/Baki<------useless curtain face!~~ Kisame/Sakura~~Shikamaru/Kabuto~~Ino/Chouji~~Neji/Itachi~~Tsunade/Sasori~~Genma/Tenten~~
Zetsu/Hidan~~Temari/Kimimaro~~AkatsukiLeader/Tayuya~~Kurenai/Zabuza~~Anko/Tonton~~
Kakashi/Dosu~~Naruto/Sasuke (OMG SASUNARU!)~~Tobi/Zaku~~Sakon(Ukon)/Orochimaru~~
Sai/Lee....O.O

Hahahahahahahaha lolz. Only twiggy would understand. Your turn twigggggggs!!




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Jun. 19th, 2007

  • 7:04 PM
brain

O.o......wow. My five minute guess was a wee bit off........

Jun. 18th, 2007

  • 8:58 PM
brain
I need a mother-clucking scanner. I have done so many character designs lately and I wanna run them by you all. But, guess what. I can't. Aggravating? Yes, very. I have already finished yours, Miss Twiggy Green . Earlier than Expected at least....... Moo, Twiggy, I need Moo to think up a name for a teenage boy, and Twiggy one for a teenage girl. 
So. Send them..... 

>.>

  • Jun. 10th, 2007 at 4:14 PM
brain
Sooo....I am need of aid. Not psychological aid (though it probably wouldn`t hurt), but lj aid. Does anyone know how to post stuff and put it in a alternate link? Because I finished something for Miss. [info]twiggy_green and I am unable to post it for the simple fact that I have no flucking clue how.......soo...thats all. If you can help, please do. Lolz.

Jun. 8th, 2007

  • 5:02 PM
brain
   I am having the most fun right now. Did anyone on deviantart know that there is like, lots of dressup games? 8D I know I sure as heck didn`t! They`re fun, but they`re making me feel like the biggest dork.  My brother thinks its a little late for me to begin feeling like a total nerd. But screw him. >:D Short post, but I just wanted to vent. Lolz.

Another rant.....<3

  • May. 26th, 2007 at 9:06 PM
brain
   Hmm....I don’t quite think I got it all out last time. I have a small question- has anyone ever paired a character with, per se...an inanimate object? (Archer/chair OTP [I KNOW Twiggy will remember this]) .......... Oh, no reason. Just a simple question. [grins guiltily, trying to fan collar] ............hmm. Fine. Don’t answer. All I’m going to say is, that you are made of everything awesome if you have. Yes, this kind of thing is bordering on fetish, but isn’t fetish fun?  I mean, Kimbly has an explosion fetish and look how happy that guy is! I’m sorry......I deserve to  be dragged out to pasture, shot, resurrected (with a phonix down, no less), shot again and eaten by rabid raccoons. Even though I am their queen, they can be traitorous little SOBs if tempted with an certain exact number of almond muffins. I shall not disclose this number, seeing as how many of you shall get ideas as to how to plan my death. -stares eerily-

Well, seeing as how I am going completely insane....I might as well continue the process! At FMA game #1 (yes I finished #2 first.....w00t.), I have reached a large empty circular room. Any Zelda buffs know what this room screams: huge ass boss fight which will probably own my ass with a stick. But luckily for me, I myself am not in the game. Therefore, I need not have fear of ass-pwnage :3. Edward on the other hand......>:D . But, honestly, the only reason that I am typing now, and not at 2 o’clock in the morning when I am looking half-stoned, is because....I can’t feel my thumbs anymore..... ;_; . Well, I suppose I deserve that for 1)playing for going on 7 hours now, and 2)calling Ed a ass-owned skanky man-whore. That last one came up when the big white tiger beat me. Hard.  [info]chiishi will know exactly which boss I speak of. He he.....so, while I go nurse my dead thumbs back to health, ponder this. How am I typing if my thumbs are no longer functional....? Tricky question, ne?
(·_·)
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<(·_·<)
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Answer? Chicken claw typing....(beware the claw!)

Total lolz moment...I think

  • May. 26th, 2007 at 8:53 PM
brain
   When boredom strikes, Mustang becomes my personal man-whore........ O.o. Yes. I remembered something particularly amusing , and Twiggy might just know where its from....(One of our many brainstorming phone conversations.)
   `Havoc, if you look in the dictionary, like that one on the shelf there, you might just find out that desire does not necessarily mean wanting to *^#$ like bunnies.` :3
   Yes, It is indeed strange, and no, most of you probably won`t understand it. Heck, I'm not even sure if I understand it...(confusing, ne?) and I'm pretty sure Twiggy doesn't understand it.  But, woe, that is the way the proverbial cookie crumbles. :) Tee hee.

May. 24th, 2007

  • 6:47 PM
brain

Yosh...I think I am in serious need of a psychologist. 1) An artist's block is not supposed to last almost a month and 2) when it does stop, I would NEVER take Chuck's suggestion to draw all of the konoha guys in drag......but, yet, I have done both in recent times. Well, at least the block is gone...O.o........All of my freaking pens are dead. >:( I went to go ink a drawing today (Kimbly, lawl) and the lines turned out gray. I wish my pens would give me some warning before they completely crap out on me. Frankie.....Tonton....you both can go die in a hole now. Except you're already dead, so it's sort of too late for that...>:(

Ho hum.....I gotta draw more. Whenever I go too long without drawing, my hand cramps up and my lines go wonky. Not good. I got a mini white-board tonight. :3 Now, I no longer have to waste wall space pinning up ideas! Lolz. Sweet. Hot damn, ok! I don't quite know where the last one came from .......

Chuti

May. 20th, 2007

  • 5:16 PM
brain
   I just finished Curse of the Red Elixer....FINALLY. Moo will know why I say this. I got all 7 of the cats..... god, that took much too long. You want to know what I got for it? A bottle of milk. Something only Edward can use......useless? No, but I was tempted to throw my PS2 out the window. Which would be an amusing feat as I am playing in the basement. But, it`s cute, because if you stand too long in one spot, Alphonse sits down and the equipped kitty meows.....XD. I`m such a dork. Moo found this highly amusing last time she played it with me. They all have names, Chiishi! Tama, Belcini, Scratches, Ryuk, Antonio, Roxanne and Ophelia. Alphonse named ALL of them. Tama is a Winry cat, Belcini is an Armstrong cat, Scratches is the Scar kitty (it has the scar and glasses and everything), Ryuk is the Hughes cat (has the funny antennae thing), Antonio is the Havoc cat (cigarette), Roxanne is Trisha and Ophelia is Lust (has the ouroboros). I think I got jipped. Izumi is completely neglected from this game.  Well, seeing has how I have a cramp in my thumbs I`ll go try to get rid of that....with more video games.

Chuti

May. 15th, 2007

  • 6:34 PM
brain

    Gawd. I'm so fickle! <3 I swithed anime again. Back to FMA! Heheheheheh........I need to know where my loyalties lie! ....Or so says my pothead brother. He also said ' Aerial Balloonists to the rescue!'.....But we won't hold that against him.  Yes. I was on the official FMA website today and I probably found the cutest Havoc I have ever seen. Yep! So cute. Anyway....short post today. Much too distracted. I might draw something. I dunno. Hey, Twiggy! Sexy Hobo Babies!

 



May. 12th, 2007

  • 3:44 PM
brain
Quiz Result Provided By: theOtaku.com. 


Forgot one. They asked what my evil character would be.

May. 12th, 2007

  • 3:27 PM
brain
Quiz Result Provided By: theOtaku.com. <--Which Naruto girl are you?
Quiz Result Provided By: theOtaku.com.
 <--Which military character are you?
Quiz Result Provided By: theOtaku.com. <--Which Deathnote character are you?
Quiz Result Provided By: theOtaku.com. <--Which FMA girl are you?
Quiz Result Provided By: theOtaku.com. <--Which Homunculi are you?
I must admit, that this has made me supremely happy....<3


But Envy`s kind of a freak....X)
PS- Moo, the emo panda got Roy for his military character. I imagined him as Riza....

May. 8th, 2007

  • 7:27 PM
brain
Okay. I seriously have been having issues lately. Firstly, flat broke. Like "rolling pennies for a can of coke" broke. Honestly.......I wish I had money. Feh, whatever. I'll survive. I'll just be caffeine dificient for a while......ugh.

Huge artist's block in process. I'll begin a doodle, forget what I'm doing, and start a new one. Okay....now repeat that like several thousand times in Social Studies and you've got my situation right there. I'm currently working on putting Naruto characters in emo clothes (I know, I'm a dork), but the only one I've finished is Neji's. And even he looks so feminine it's scary. I was thinking of starting Sasuke's tonight, and did indeed start.....then it turned out he was wearing a dress and he kind of turned into Temari...O.o. Yeah....just some minor issues with my art brain...XD. I got that fantastic new pen...but it isn't helping. It's just dying my hands purple..... ew. Yeah, one of my art buddies had some fun with my pen this morning. He drew on EVERYTHING. I currently have a turtle in my science text book...XD. I gotta get some new markers though. Point of advice.....Crayola markers are CRAP.

Chuti :P 

PS: Sasuke's new name is Sausages......XD. You can thank spell check for that. 

PSS: My name is Hutu Chad. Again, spell check!

Brush pens.

  • May. 3rd, 2007 at 7:12 PM
brain

   Well...anyways. I'm finally back to using india ink for my drawings. But not just any india ink (even though normal india ink owns; it doesn't smudge when you paint over it!), oh no. Brush pens, or so says the subject. And what wonderous inventions these little doo-hickeys are. Not only do you not have to worry about knocking over the goddamn ink bottle, you have much more control and the worries of the ink drying in your brushes are no more. It's supposed to. I got a new brush pen this evening, in fact. Marvelous. It's one of the double-tipped ones too. One end is a technical drawing pen while the other is a quite sexy brush. You know you need an ACTUAL life (not an internet one, twiggy.....) when you start calling ink brushes sexy.

   Well, ink brush pens are not all fun and games. As a few of my friends know, I have a callus of sorts on my right ring finger. (That's what years of art will do to you. Take my advice; use squishy grips) Well, if you hold the pen too close to the brush, some of the blackish-blue ink will transfer onto your hands. Now, if anyone knows what a callus truly is, you'll understand as to why I can't get the crap off of my hand. I even used lysol. Nothing worked. So, more than likely, I'll just add another bandage to my hands. Moo will know why I say "another". Well, anyway....I have drawings to finish for one my friends from school. I swear Moo, Charles is so art needy......

Chuti

PS: I don't suggest looking callus up on wikipedia or anything like that....

Apr. 22nd, 2007

  • 6:14 PM
brain
~Happy Birthday, Choji`s daddy!!~

   Indeed. It is, in fact, Choza Akimichi`s birthday today, the date being April twenty-second. I was doodling a little chibi Choji on my notebook this morning, and I was all like `Hey! Today is Choji`s papa`s birthday! Sweet.` And then I spent four hours trying to remember Mr Akimichi`s name. All the while, however, Wikipedia was pulled up in front of me.........I still can`t draw Choji`s hair worth a damn, without a reference picture. Ah well....I`d better post the may calendar soon.......I`m running out of time! My father`s basement is freezing. I wish Basch had a sort of heating element in him. But of course that would contradict the purpose of not overheating.....

Chuti the frozen maiden.

Apr. 21st, 2007

  • 7:27 PM
brain

Ah, yes, Saturday. I went to the mall today. Has anyone ever noticed those girls who just sit around and giggle and/or natter? Well, I had a relatively interesting experience with one today. She bumped into me, called me a book-nerdy whore (I had a Chapters bag full to bursting under my arm. And a bananarilla orange julius [sweet jesus, those things are good!] <3. Although I`m not entirely sure how that fits in....) and that pissed me off so I called her a peep-show skank. So commences diatribe too vile for innocent eyes, although I highly doubt any of my friends eyes are innocent. So. I also got the first 2 volumes of Death Note and a Manga book (Martial arts and fighting sports, biatches). Yeah.......thats all......^^`

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Ling---->Won...?! Mebbe.......bwehe

  • Apr. 15th, 2007 at 3:08 PM
brain
Okay. I have a question for you all. Has anyone ever played any of the Harvest Moon games that involved Won the peddler?
I know it`s random, but it does link to something eventually.

This morning I was playing Harvest Moon, Back to Nature and I had the stupid event where Harris and the yellow coated weirdo showed up on my shit-hole farm. .....Has anyone ever noticed that Won kind of looks like Ling Yao from Fullmetal Alchemist? Perhaps it`s just me, or the fact that Won is the only blatantly asian one in the game, but if you kind of squint at him when his eyes are closed, he looks like Ling.....sort of. So. That bunnied me. I thought, hey! Maybe Ling would look cute in the fucked up hat and yellow rain jacket!.........Sorry. I deserve to be shot. (My brother- Gladly!) 

My Gaara plushie is still staring eerily at me.....(Gaa has become even more demonic looking in the dim lights, Chiishi! -.-`)and I still have yet to get Oro from Naruto CoN2. I keep dying in the sniper part of DoC and my playstation is disobeying me. So......perhaps that it it. Sorry for submitting you eyes to such mindless nonsense. Please don`t shoot.........*BAM!* God damn it! I said don`t shoot! (My brother- sowwy....bwehe)

Chuti....O.o

PS- I am doing a self portrait. should I draw meself in a skirt or pants? Yuss...I am indeed being serious. Please answer.

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